The Changing of Hero's

When we were growing up we all had heroes (pardon the superlative) and typically they were unrealistic ones. I changed from Wolverine, to Spider-Man, to Batman, et cetera, et cetera. My problem with the unrealistic ones went so far as to be the real reason I ever picked up a weight and learned about various muscle groups...yeah, I'm being serious.
Most guys got into lifting for Sports, or their hero was Arnold...not really for me. I just really wanted to look like the dudes in my comic book.

But like all men...I had to grow up and choose a new hero. And with the war of hipsters vs. humans coming up I have decided upon a new one.

A new spokesperson for us all...and one of the funniest fuckers around.  I think if we strive, we can all do more to battle the cause. For example, I eat double the amounts of meat everyday to compensate for vegans...because I love animals so much.

I can only see so many girls in Wolf Tee's, get offered so many shitty beers, or resist the temptation to hit one of those stupid fucking bikes that overrun this city before I go completely insane.

Oh well, we all do what we can, fight the good fight.